“Everything about this bill is rotten to the core. This is a bill as if written in hell by the devil himself.” So says Republican Senator Mike Lee about the Democrats’ H.R.1 election reform legislation that promises to make permanent the 2020 election’s unprecedented use of mass mail-in balloting — implemented with few voter authentication checks and done in the name of a health emergency — that miraculously placed President Popsicle (because he’s cold on the inside and 90% artificial) into the White House. Watching Lee fret about the Democrats’ planned takeover of elections is a bit like watching a child reading “The Scorpion and the Frog” for the first time. “Bad things are going to happen,” Lee said during his interview. Well, of course bad things are going to happen. Bad things have already happened. A lot of bad things.